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I call them 'Frankenstein Scones'

This is the transcript of my msn conversation with Andy (previously know as 'The Boy') as I put my scones into the oven:

| m i c h e ll e | --- says
ive created monsters
terrifying monsters
i feel like a mother who just realised she gave birth to the spawn of satan
bad things happen in this kitchen
Andrew says
awwww
its ok
| m i c h e ll e | --- says
im scared andy
comfort me
COMFORT MEEEE!!!!
Andrew says
its ook    
| m i c h e ll e | --- says
no one can comfort me now
its too late
Andrew says
happy happy happy
im soo happy
that is yoou, were so happy

It may have been a little over dramatic, but honestly, as I sat waiting in the kitchen seeking comfort at my computer, in the corner of my eye I could see them maturing in the oven, growing strength and size until they would leap out and take over the world!  They were even supposed to come out of the oven AT MIDNIGHT! What a terrifying omen. 

Anyway, they were actually supposed to be a mix between a red velvet cupcake and a scone... I mean, I probably could have pulled it off if I weren't such a retard at following recipes :\ So yeah, I'm not giving you MY recipe because it failed horribly!

But some lessons from this: 

Firstly, mix all dry ingredients and all the wet ingredients together BEFORE combining them, this includes extras like say, vanilla essence and food colouring.

Secondly, remember that scones are a DOUGH not a batter, therefore, do not mix them with beaters. 

Thirdly, make sure you have enough essential ingredients, like say, flour for instance.

Anyway, they turned out pretty horribly, as predicted, although they were edible with jam. But I guess that's kind of what scones are normally like, they need jam to be complete :)

Pumpkin polenta and creamy veggies

Okay, I know it looks pretty lame, but its really very tasty! This is actually the first meal in some time that I've actually been proud of - another throw together, but this one actually tasted good!

Ingredients:

• 1 cup of diced pumpkin aprox.
• 1/4 cup of polenta aprox.
• Rosemary 
• Ginger

• 1/4 onion
• 2 cloves of garlic
• 1 small zucchini
• 3 mushrooms
• 1/4 tomato 
• 1/2 cup of some kind of beans - I like chickpeas :)
• Tbls wholegrain mustard
• Cracked pepper
• 1/2 cup of coconut cream
• Some leafy green types (lettuce/spinach/sprouts)

Method:

1. Dice the pumpkin and place into a saucepan. Fill with water until pumpkin is just covered and add stock/veggie salt. Bring to boil and then simmer until pumpkin gets soft (10-20 mins)
2. Meanwhile, dice onion and garlic. Cut mushrooms thickly and the zucchini into sticks while you wait for the pumpkin to soften.
3. Once the pumpkin is soft mash it up. Then add polenta, rosemary and ginger. I kinda go by ear with how much polenta, but you're not going to want more polenta than pumpkin. Keep at a simmer until polenta is cooked (you may need to add more water).
4. In a separate frying pan, caramelise the onion and garlic. Do this by heating a little oil in the pan before adding onion and garlic. Then add a little sugar (a pinch) and keep at a low heat. 
5. Once they have began to brown add zucchini, mushrooms and beans, increase heat and lightly fry (1-2 mins).
6. Return to a low heat, add tomato, mustard and pepper.  Also add the cream, again I played the quantity by ear, but I like the veggies too be swimming in it. Leave simmering until the cream is absorbed by the veggies/evaporates and is not too runny. 
7. Before you take it off the heat mix in the greens so they just begin to wilt. Remove from heat.
8. Serve the creamy veggies on a bed of pumpkin and polenta, yum!

Vegan Outings: Green Earth Day

Today was the second annual Green Earth Day festival in Brisbane coordinated Brisbane’s local vegan celb Leigh-Chantelle of Vivalavegan.  Held at the Albion Peace Centre the festival was a free, non-for-profit, community event to promote awareness on environmental issues; there were speakers, workshops, performances, stalls from activist groups and local eco stores and not to mention (the best part) FOOD! And aaaall vegan! Yey yey yey yey!

Unfortunately The Boy and I both had uni stuff to attend to this weekend so we could only hang around for about an hour but we got to have a look at the stalls, try out some food and attend the cooking demonstration by Sydney’s vegan cook and author Leigh Drew.  The demonstration was in an old hall which had chairs set up on either side and a table out the front for Ms Drew to do her thang, it was very intimate. She made two flavours of these melting moment type biscuits; chocolate and passionfruit. They were AMAZING, so amazing; we got to taste test two, however, I would have had so many more if I could have.  I would really have liked to attend some of the other demonstrations and talks; there  was quite an impressive list of speakers including ex-Democrats Senator & Brisbane Greens candidate Andrew Bartlett and Mr Universe 2009 Billy Simmonds! 

We also tried out some Funky Pies; they were quite popular so by the time we got there they were sold out of a few flavours but I had the ‘G’day Satay’ which has pumpkin, kumera and potatoes in satay sauce, yum!  The Boy had the ‘Chilli Non-Carne’ which has mushroom nuggets, red kidney beans, capsicum and tomato salsa; I found that the mushroom nuggets were a bit too meat-like in texture for my hyper-sensitive vegan mouth, but aside from that they were both very tasty and served on very cool recycled cardboard plates!

The Smoothie Cycle was also there. It’s a smoothie stall where they get you to pedal on a stationary bike which is hooked up to a blender and you blend your own smoothie. I was too intimidated (read: vain) to have a go myself, but they have a lovely, energised menu so I’m kind of regretting not trying one now.   It was also a very family friendly affair; they had a ‘kid zone’ where there was constant kid friendly entertainment. I even saw some kids running around with free plants; The Boy and I were v. jealous – I want free plants!

All in all it was a great way to spend a beautiful Saturday! I know Leigh-Chantel had been working super hard with her volunteers to get it altogether; I’ve been following her tweets and she is one busy, motivated lady! I think I will volunteer to help out next year; it would be great to be part of the movement!  Hopefully the festival has been successful in its awareness raising goals!